modern life is rubbish

the strokes/beyonce/the avengers/lady gaga

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via masturblancas)

Straight White Boy Problem #304

29. September 2014

straightwhiteboyproblems:

Dudeeee dont u think the cinnamon stick from the apple jack commercials would be a cool ass dude to roll a blunt with??? Wait a sec dude…is the cinnamon stick man just an old ass blunt paper that keeps Rollin up???? Duddeee. I can’t handle this right now oh my god my mind is beating faster than my brain ohhhh myyy god

(via nintendoblood)

Straight White Boy Problem #477

29. September 2014

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*bro slaps me on the ass*
Me: we are not playing football right now what is goin oN

(via nintendoblood)